On about the 4th or 5th day of my trip back home, I got frustrated with my parents dial-up internet and decided to check if any of the neighbors had an open wifi connection I could (all ethics aside) use to check my email. So, I turned on my iPhone, found one, and to my surprise, it is available city-wide.

A little disappointed that it's not free (really disappointed at the listed prices), but hey, my hometown is tiny and it's way more than I ever expected.